What flight attendants are all about, well me anyways!

Everything I am about to tell you is completely true. Although it may sound like fiction, the stories, facts, are incidents that happen to flight attendants on a regular or semi-regular basis. It seems crazy that, what we assume, are normal everyday people can act so erratically. Let me preface this by saying that growing up I always thought I was just a little above average on the intelligence scale, after starting this job I realized I was a genius...not necessarily Einstein, but we're talking pretty close when compared with the average American. You might not understand this after every story but I promise there will be many.